Leave a cake out in the rain. If no one takes it by the next day, leave the recipe next to the soggy day-old cake.
“eat a box of crayons. pass them onto a christmas card. mail the card to a dear friend. drink a cup of instant hot chocolate. the sun will smile on you.”
“think of a question. put on a straw hat, and set it on fire. when the flames die out you will see clearly the answer to your question.”
“write your problems on the walls of your home in green crayon. hire a demolition crew to demolish your house. sleep next to the rubble in a tent for 3 years. on the first night of the third year the solution will come to you in a dream.”
“write the name of your enemy and slip the paper inside a stuffed toy animal. give the toy to a child. when the child outgrows the toy, order yourself some daffodils.”
“draw a picture of a taco and eat the paper. when your body passes it, mix it with ground beef and make a real taco. give it to a friend in need.”
“bake a cookie in the shape of your problem. throw the cookie out of a moving bus. write in your diary about wanting a cookie.”
“paint a picture of a flower. set it on fire and brush your teeth with the ashes.”
“get the name of your enemy tattooed on your hand. cover your hand in vegetable oil. pleasure yourself.”
“enter a friend’s cell number. drop your phone in the toilet and flush. a fish will call your friend.”
